DISK DEFRAGMENTER (1998)

There was a time when tidying up your hard drive was a spectator sport. You started Disk Defragmenter, went to make a cup of tea, and came back to find the blue squares had moved about four rows.

This one works the same way, on a drive that does not exist. Press Start and watch the clusters get pushed to the front of the disk.

Condition: Runs perfectly. Still oddly relaxing.

The program is open in its own window. Everything in it is imaginary: nothing on your computer is touched.